Total Medals Earned: 902 (From 289 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,280 Points
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/185 points)
Poop Yourself to Death
Get Electrocuted
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 10 Times
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 20 Times
Cause a Car Crash with your Doody
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 30 Times
Beat Call of Doody using only 5 poops.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/150 points)
Kill your first enemy.
Defeat Big Blue the Meanie
Craft your first item
Finally reach the town of Astaea's Bastion.
Unlock the Gate of Oceanus
Rid the world of the evil beast, Vulcan
Craft the Razor Sword
Medals Earned: 2/6 (30/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/50 points)
Medals Earned: 4/16 (20/80 points)
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
Kill the N00bs.
Defeat the Bourgeois.
Defeat the Patriots.
Defeat the 67 Bots.
Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Kill the NG Emotes.
Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Defeat 10 random bosses.
Defeat the VG Legends.
Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Kill the legendary characters.
Defeat the Travis Bots.
Defeat the NG Folks.
Medals Earned: 5/14 (105/605 points)
have all kind of smiley
get total score more than 5M
upgrade click number to the max
upgrade click diameter to the max
get a perfect hit on a round
have max number of bomber smiley
have max number of normal smiley
get total score more than 10M
have max number of multi smiley
get total score more than 15M
have max number of psy smiley
get a perfect hit on the first day
get total score more than 20M
complete your target in 35 days or less
Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/345 points)
View gifts
Start the game as a girl
Collect 2000 pounds of chocolate
Last 10 seconds while you're out of fuel
Don't touch anything for 10 seconds
Travel up as high as possible
Get 10 fuel tanks in one round
Get hit 10 times in one round without a shield in one round
Kill 50 enemies in one round
Travel 50 miles in one trip
Travel 100 miles in one trip
Upgrade the chocolate drop rate to maximum
Buy the biggest gift
Buy everything in the store
Play a total of 5 hours
Medals Earned: 3/32 (15/405 points)
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Beat the game
Get all Gold Times
Medals Earned: 2/26 (15/345 points)
Open the first present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open all the presents and watch the credits until the end
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/340 points)
Kill your first swarm invader
Kill 500 swarm invaders
Rush the next wave 10 times
Collect 2000 minreals
Build a turret on all possible points in a given level
Collect 20000 minreals
Kill 5000 swarm invaders
Rush the next wave 15 times in the same level
Kill 40 swarm invaders with tesla strikes
Kill 100 swarm invaders with rocket strikes
Fully upgrade and energize a defense turret
Complete 3 levels with 3 stars
Complete 3 levels without taking any damage
Build fully upgraded and energized turrets on all points in a given level
Complete the game
Complete the game with 3 stars on each level