SpikeVallentine's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[the Engineer]

lag what lag?

yeah right. i had literally 100 helicopters trying to kill me and it was all G.
anyway, good job. The music was totally loopable, i was playing for almost an hour straight in Survival and the music didn't need to change at all.

survival is my favorite. I'm a bit indifferent with hacking, but don't worry, just becuase I feel that way doesn't mean its a bad idea. It's just me, i don't' feel like hacking. lol. i'd rather kill kill kill.

Nice art. =). and the coding, wow, man, good job, i wonder who did it.

the gui was great too. very convenient to hit space then click and click.

my favorite turret is the lazer armor piercing. Those are overpowered!

thanks guys.

[Handless millionaire]

LOL!

this aint a stupid idea. i love it. its so funnnnnnnyyy!!!!!!!!!

good job, dog.

[Moonlight Difference]

Good job =)

The music...wow...oh wow, good job!

The game, make the hints better! Shake should be more obvious.

But don't worry, look, i gave you guys a 10/10!

nice art too! that is what makes this game! the art!!!!!!! no duh! but im just sayin!

[Super Hero Chronicles]

raw

full

[The three bears]

hahahah

this is funny and charmning!

look. I didn't beat it yet, but i'll try many more times some other time.

This is so funny. I like how the bears complain when you eat their food.
And the music is peaceful while the atmosphere is vulgar, HAHHAAH.
And the speed saved my life once! HAHAH SO FUNNNNNNNYYYYY

[Crazy Over Goo]

love this game

so fun

[Everything Start to Fall]

dude, fix the bug

as soon as i got to the top of the cliff a tombstone bloomed from the ground saying "R.I.P.", i couldn't jump or do anything anymore. it froze. FIX THIS BUG

LULZ! just kidding. Duh. the game is over. cool game.

[Drop Dead 3]

wtf

seriosuly................work on your coding about balancing the audio.

it's like you don't care if our speakers literally explode causing a harmful wave to explode our ear drums.

being curteous to your gamers is a BIIIG plus.

but yo, i come in peace, look, i gave you a 10/10. You have done well, i just HAD to say something about the audio,.

[Bloons 2: Spring Fling]

dude....

work on your balancing or something dude...

it took me literally 200 tries to beat the second level.

guess how many tries for the third?

ONE.

but i come in peace, i love this game. look i gave you a 10.

good job

[Cripple Cannon]

Wow, i like SupaKamikazi's review.

Very interesting man.

Man I read "Skill - Toss" and I was like o.o ! Reallllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? A distance game????? hah!!!!! Then i click "play" and saw how original it was.

Toss Game combined with Level Editor. Never seen that before.

Good job Greg Bartlett. Good Job Zach Striefel. Good Job Jazza. Good job Matthew Stradwick. You 4 brave men did triumphantly in making a game about "tossing old people across a map".

I also enjoyed how he said "They were going to die anyway". heheheh

Well Greg Bartlett, Zach Striefel, Jazza, and Matthew Stradwick? Hope ya'll had an unforgettable adventure, learned many things and improved your skills.

P.S. Your handicap SUCKKKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!! "Players character can not move" is the worst handicap ever!!!! Say good bye to player immersion!

Jazza responds:

hehe thanks for the awesome review, i thought it was a dumb handicap at first but it resulted in this and i think its a really funny game so, not a bad handicap after all :)