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YO MAMA!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by SpikeVallentine - September 8th, 2011


Yo mama so beautiful, she blushes when complimented due to her humble nature.

Yo mama so smart, she made the Large Hadron Collider. Alone.

Yo mama so petite, she can eat McDonalds when ever she wants.

Yo mama so young, she wonders if she'll ever age.

Yo mama so rich, you've got it made.

Yo mama so happy, she hopes your day will be as bright as the sun!


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Thanks!

hah!!

YO mama so brave, she takes all the shit in the world and still makes it look like it's a walk in the park

Cool observation.

I'm the n***aest motherfucka on the block

"Cool cool beans beans cool Beans co co cool beans :D
Have you ever seen that movie? For the life of me i cant remember the name for some reason :S But ya,..anywho have a great day :D
~Kaila~

I've never seen it. But I think I've seen a trailer that emphasized that phrase, maybe that's it.

Thank you Kaila. You have a great day too.

I know you have a classic sonic plushie~
Cuz we used to talk, I remember you.

hahaha! so random!!!! my friend gave it to me.

damn stop makin me wanna tap my momma

No! What about just natural love? You know like, "you are a wonderful mother! I am very thankful and I would like to respect you more"

how about that kind of love? heheh

Nice positive spin on YO MAMA! The one you didn't do is Yo mama so hot (and we're better off for it).

Loooool. B-but I did. "Yo mama so beautiful".

the only winning move is not participate.

i thought your dying clown animation was hilarious!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats funny! The animation specifically wasn't trying to be funny. I just thought the fact of doing it was funny. hah! Generally, everyone does "cliche gorey violent clown deaths"

http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/it em/ef13a1aeca00a761acb75bb1d16cb5 0f
I dug his . Watched it like 4 times Hahah!!

she has herpes

what happened to the sppeed animations?

Yo mama so Creative, she gave my mama a bunch of compliments instead of make jokes about her.

I'm touched. :D

my mama is so smart, she brain washed you in to thinking she is nice.
when in real life she is AWESOMEEE

ooooo!!! that was awesome...if i try this at my school, ill start a yo mama battle...

BURN!